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29th July 2019

Men can now receive simulated oral sex from someone licking their phone (mirror.co.uk).

Camsoda Ep-Coc

With a new platform gimmick from live webcam streaming platform Camsoda.

The platform, called ‘Ep-Coc’ has a range of simulated blowjobs to choose from, including from pornstars and amateurs from around the world.

Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda, said: “With Ep-Coc users can experience blowjobs from different countries, all from the comfort of home.”

And charging $0.99 (79p) for a simulated blowjob selected by country which will then be downloaded to the purchasers pre-purchased “penis sleeve” which will then “simulate the duration, rhythm, speed and pressure of their choice“. And to make things further interactive:

To submit a blowjob, users can download the Ep-Coc app, before licking and touching their screen to record how they would give fellatio.

Their recording is then uploaded to the platform, where users can purchase and download them.

Which unless some sort of verification tick system is involved will doubtless ensure chaps in ManoChat and Chapopolis chatrooms will be uploading their phone licking and touching performance as “Stephanie”, “Nicole” or “Gloryhole_Dolly”.

Grandpa Danger Heels says: “I uploaded my technique wearing nothing but fishnet stockings and without putting in my dentures.”
Pompous Exotic Windbag says: “I chose the island nation of Tuvalu but still not exotic enough for me and was sure I’d had before.”

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