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READY TO SCORE: Company invents knickers that VIBRATE when footballers score in bid to get more women into the World Cup (thesun.co.uk).

In which a solution is found for the situation of hombres paying more attention to ball being kicked than their significant other when football is on demonstrated in the ad with a mujer tetona (busty woman) moaning that “He turns on the TV and nobody else exists. What’s wrong with him? Because of football?”

With the female narrator of the ad then telling that “Vicky Form have found the solution so that both of them get equally excited. We have created the first pair of knickers that let you feel the passion of the match” while the pair are led by a white coated, short skirt and cleavage peeking and specs wearing female scientist into an experimentation chamber with a Gogglebox view of what happens next.

Seemingly said calzones (knickers) are linked to a “robot”—although I’m perhaps thinking something more microchip related than tiny randy clitoris stimulating WALL•E—that interprets the ball kicking action into knicker vibrations in real time.

The effect being much sofa throw clutching and O-face as the match becomes more exciting and said knickers start jiggling her clit, with a call from su novio (boyfriend) of “No, no, no, that’s a foul!” being met with a lustfully exasperated “Penalty! Blind referee, that’s a penalty!” from su novia (girlfriend) somewhat flustered at the interruption but with him now seemingly more interested in su amado (his beloved) and moving closer and linking arms with her tightly gripping his hand while on a white-knuckle ride to orgasm as goal is scored, with several of the excited male scientists outside looking in looking like they have squirted their mecos (man juice) down their leg too.

The ad has sparked a “torrent of outrage” on Mexican social media, with hundreds of users lambasting it as sexist suggesting that women cannot like sport without having clit jiggled and that “it sexualises the woman it presents” and is “advertising with backward ideas”“.

But really, the Ann Summers-esque company in question is not trying to sell them shin pads, football boots or expensive shirts of team of choice, their products for different sort of games, and no mention made either that perhaps some women do not require vibrating calzones or even inattentive novio to still thoroughly enjoy watching 22 hombres in tight shorts being all vigorous.

But is all as it seems?

With The Current Bun stating that said vibrating knickers “allegedly retail for $999”—pricey panties for sure—and the Metro which featured the story too (metro.co.uk) stating that “the vibrating Siente el Juego knickers are nowhere to be found on Vicky Form’s website” while sympathising all the more with the outrage about a product that “taps into sexist ideas about ‘male hobbies’ and ‘female hobbies’” while happily featuring it along with the other half dozen or so a day empowering yet just as nawty or just straightforward porno stories such as those Pornhub socks that are not really intended for your feet (Latest Picks 13th May 2018).

Could it not perhaps be satirical and intended more to advertise company rather than actual product which seemingly is the case for many of those somewhat suspect Pornhub campaigns the Metro features.

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