For Pornhub’s owner Mindgeek the ongoing campaign to make porn “something that’s acceptable to talk about” seems to consist of increasingly ridiculous concepts tabloids’ online editions simply can’t refuse to feature:
You can now buy socks with your favourite porn stars on them (metro.co.uk).
But with your feet only one and the least likely of appendage or extremities they are to be pulled on.
Pornhub has launched a new range of socks with your favourite porn stars on them—but they’re not for your feet.
They say that their debut collection is “apt for feet, hands and…cleaning up”.
But with the promotional video fostering a more manly image with a boxer thumping the bags in a hard workout and engaging in ball sports before skateboarding home through a mean industrial visage while reflecting on dedication, motivation and need in darkest hour to “rise to the occasion” at least until the end when the product is actually introduced with hard boxer type opening his laptop and pulling on a creepy sock puppet with palm placed pictorial oral orifice presumably of his favorite porn star for his load to be blown on.
Hmmm… I guess that one way to ensure said boxer chappy is going to do a least some of his own laundry.
As Corey Prince, Vice President of Pornhub says on working diligently to provide fans with apparel that is synonymous with who we/they are:
It made complete sense for us to come out with a line of socks adorned with faces of pornstars, which will be used to clean up “messes” caused by our 5M+ videos.
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