Seemingly with no PornHub wanking socks (Latest Picks 13th May 2018) to cover in their daily pornified but hip ’n’ quirky news this week:
You can buy teeny-tiny bondage equipment for your dolls (metro.co.uk).
This isn’t just a little pair of handcuffs either. These are beautifully crafted, designed, genuinely amazing BDSM equipment that if it were full size would be sold at Coco de Mer and cost hundreds of quid.
Available on handmade or vintage e-commerce site Etsy, but as link in article shows, no need for wishful expensive shop at luxurious bondage and seductive sex toys store Coco de Mer of London (coco-de-mer.com) as some handcrafted full-size stocks and pillory “furniture” is available too from the artisan master seller if that’s your bound ’n’ whipped bag—although Coco de Mer may be able to help you with the infamous Fifty Shades Freed glass butt plug though (express.co.uk, Feb. 2018) which seemingly most would have endured without lubricant than go to see the worst performing of the series at the cinema.
And the reviews for petite play partner’s furnishings are positively glowing:
“Very beautiful object realized with a great luxury of details. Is perfectly adapted to a Barbie doll ‘made to move’. And congratulations to the author for his kindness and his sense of communication!” says one satisfied customer.
The only let down being that uncustomised “made to presumably not move that much” Barbie does not have an asshole a punishing toy-sized glass butt blug—or miniaturised version of the awfully barbed Dick on a stick also available in Bdsmfan’s full-size range —can be dominantly shoved in.
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