Taylor Swift: Gonna ca$h in my “Big Reputation” and my John Hancock!!! (tmz.com).
Seemingly joining her attempt to trademark “Swiftmas” and “1989” (independent.co.uk, Dec. 2015), and no, she’s not trying to trademark anyone’s “Hancock” or hand-on-cock no matter how much ejaculatory spillage “signature” is undertaken over Tay’s wide eyed, open mouthed surprised expression boat race on ChapFap.
Taytay’s looking to slap “Big Reputation” on a bunch of merch—including sunglasses, cell phone cases, pajamas and gloves. She’s also locking down her “Taylor Swift” signature … for bathrobes, hair pins, dolls and toy glow sticks.
Or rather, as with those extortionate ticket prices and merchandising purchases to forward desperate Swifies in the Taylor Swift Tix queue (Latest Picks 4th Dec. 2017), her company—TAS Rights Management, LLC—is, albeit in her trademarked name.
Still, fan that I am, I wouldn’t say no to a TayTay doll 😃, but as TMZ’s gallery of the “merch” broke on every browser I tried with or without an ad blocker as soon as it hit an advertisement I had to look elsewhere to find one on something which only let me see a bit before telling me I had to sign up to see more (pinterest.co.uk) so that “marketers [can] access the data collected on its users” (Wikipedia).
Isn’t it marvelous what monetising and mobile devices did for the web.
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