Pick of the Month
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
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Pick of the best stories & pics
Kendall Jenner gripped her “gangs”, who were thankfully “all here” (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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- Khloé Kardashian, see-thru spandex bedunk
- Kylie Jenner focus fumble filter pokeage
- Kylie Jenner hit by claims she made X-rated footage with now ex-boyfriend Tyga
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Bella Thorne gave candid bikini booty photoshoot cheek (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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- Dani Thorne, #NDB black bikini photoshoot
- Dani and Bella Thorne, endorsement and food choice pokeage
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Khloé Kardashian gave concert see-thru spandex bedunk (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
See also:
- Kendall Jenner, “gangs all here”
- Kylie Jenner focus fumble filter pokeage
- Kylie Jenner hit by claims she made X-rated footage with now ex-boyfriend Tyga
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Recently turned 18 Elle Fanning gave amfAR pasties & sideboob (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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American fashion model Bella Hadid gave Cannes Film Festival upskirt oops (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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- Charli XCX, Cannes pokies
- Charli XCX shared “aquamarine dreams” pokeage at Cannes
- Chloë Sevigny aimed to deliver tongue to Salma Hayek’s chichotas at Cannes
- Elle Fanning, amfAR pasties and sideboob
- Kristen Stewart, pink nippleage hint at Cannes
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Kristen Stewart gave pink nippleage hint at Cannes (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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- Bella Hadid, Cannes upskirt oops
- Charli XCX, Cannes pokies
- Charli XCX shared “aquamarine dreams” pokeage at Cannes
- Chloë Sevigny aimed to deliver tongue to Salma Hayek’s chichotas at Cannes
- Elle Fanning, amfAR pasties and sideboob
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Charli XCX gave Cannes pokies (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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- Bella Hadid, Cannes upskirt oops
- Charli XCX shared “aquamarine dreams” pokeage at Cannes
- Chloë Sevigny aimed to deliver tongue to Salma Hayek’s chichotas at Cannes
- Elle Fanning, amfAR pasties and sideboob
- Kristen Stewart, pink nippleage hint at Cannes
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New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde almost slipped Met Gala nip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Mariah Carey slipped Bat Mitzvah nip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…
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Alessandra Ambrósio gave fashion oops couture nipslip (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Britney Spears shared favourite new lime green swimsuit selfie (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Dani Thorne gave #NDB black bikini photoshoot (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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- Bella Thorne gave candid bikini booty photoshoot cheek
- Dani and Bella Thorne, endorsement and food choice pokeage
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Ariel Winter—Modern Family’s Alex Dunphy—sported protruding pokies (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Jennette McCurdy gave “my attitude” cleavage in Hawaii (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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“The 4th was strong with this one”: Flame-haired hellion Cosplay queen Maitland Ward gave partially panda perdue’d nipple pussy to celebrate the annual official Star Wars day (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Alejandra de la Fuente Bozzo gave more “not the usual” delicious usual in República Dominicana (latinacelebdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Vida Guerra—she of the voluptuous culote that ruled the magazine and internet pictorial roost in the pre-social media boom era—was simply “Radiant” (latinacelebdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Miss BumBum Brazil 2015 Suzy Cortez gave—and I’m sure she received—a grande welcome to London (latinacelebdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…
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Tongue teasers
Modern Family cutie Sarah Hyland poked it during golf cart ruckus after wrap of ABC’s Dirty Dancing remake (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Kylie Jenner poked it introducing the new Instagram focus fumble filter (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
Either that or that’s the rumoured sex tape O face ;-p
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Selena Gomez gave topless Napoleonic hook jacket pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Ariana Grande gave #greedy stream pokeage promoting her new album (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Dani Thorne poked it posing, then redacting intriguing endorsement invitation (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…
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Charli XCX shared “aquamarine dreams” pokeage at Cannes (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…
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Joanna “JoJo” Levesque gave Gummy Bear tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Hailey Baldwin gave donezo tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Alexa PenaVega poked it for beauty (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Chloë Sevigny aimed to deliver tongue to Salma Hayek’s epic chichotas at Cannes (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
See also:
- Bella Hadid, Cannes upskirt oops
- Charli XCX, Cannes pokies
- Charli XCX shared “aquamarine dreams” pokeage at Cannes
- Elle Fanning, amfAR pasties and sideboob
- Kristen Stewart, pink nippleage hint at Cannes
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Selena Gomez kicked off her Revival tour in Vegas (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Deservedly Confident Demi Lovato gave thigh delight Kiss FM Wango Tango (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…
And
arms-raised, and intriguing to think—or imagine—who’s arms, “underestimated” shoot for Refinery29 (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Most thankfully still fashion’s queen of eyebrows Cara Delevingne gave ruffled shirt see-thru teat treat for W (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Stella Hudgens shared messy bikini fudgsicle adventure (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Pitch Perfect 2 actress and “Love Myself” singer Hailee Steinfeld gave candid balcony bikini cheek (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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An opportunist grope, old flame still burning, or sly plot by she who gets to decide on which day all wear pink Mean Girls Moriartess to spite her real “Bad Blood” rival?
After first denying it—admittedly while tweeting sad song relationship lyrics presumably just for bustier cream-squirting inspiration—Katy Perry let the “Bad Blood” that can only be held back soooOoo long flow:
Katy Perry “blames” Taylor Swift after Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez pictured getting cozy (ibtimes.co.uk).
“‘Katy is putting the blame for this on Taylor Swift,’ a source told Radar Online. ‘She [Katy Perry] said that Selena has wanted her man forever,’ the source said. The source said the Roar hitmaker believed that ‘being friends with Swift inspired Gomez to make her move [on Bloom]’. ‘But Orlando told Katy that he would never ever cheat on her because he is in love with her,’ the source added.”
And that was after chastising fans (and Perez Hilton) for “giving energy & eyeballs to dumb conspiracy” and rather to “check out how COOL this is… #dontfeedthebeast”
.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th May 2016).
Poll: Do you—or your sister, chap in the street or unsueable stuffed monkey in your cupboard—think SelGo’s rekindled allurement of Mr O. Bloom was fashionably belated Merry Swiftmas?
| Yep, and pink panties worn on the appropriatly declared day and a hidden cam was involved, which all-in footage once the former were off is now available—for a fee in advance—on certain Deep or Dark websites | 50% |
| Nope, but she had a jolly good laugh at her real “Bad Blood” rivals expense, rather like Katy may have when she stole those tour dancers | 28% |
| Nope, it’s well known that the size of Bloom’s swashbuckler rapier causes contagious O face to fems within 30 miles of certain Caribbean isles and can damn well pierce a pirate galleon hull from 12 foot—and that’s obviously all girls think about, rly | 11% |
| Yep, but she had assistance from a superfluity of rather pissed off nuns who used to live in Katy’s purchased convent | 6% |
| Yes/no, but it was a double-cross aiming to make Beiber get angry and throw eggs instead for… whatever reason you can imagine/invent for yourself | 5% |
This poll has now been archived.
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- SelGo gave topless Napoleonic hook jacket pokeage
- SelGo kicked off her Revival tour Revival tour in Vegas
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Has Kylie Jenner got a sex tape, too? Teen star hit by claims she made X-rated footage with now ex-boyfriend Tyga (dailymail.co.uk).
“A sex tape featuring Kylie Jenner and now ex-boyfriend Tyga has reportedly surfaced. Kylie, 18, is said to be ‘freaked out’ that an intimate video of the pair will get into the wrong hands after it reportedly appeared on the 26-year-old rapper’s official website, Tygasworld.com, for approximately 30 minutes before being taken down.
“Kylie’s big sister Kim Kardashian, 35, famously found herself at the centre of a sex tape scandal with singer Ray J in 2003, an incident that is largely considered to have sparked her worldwide fame. A source said: ‘Tyga will not sign off on releasing it to the masses, but Kylie is scared that a sex tape could get in the wrong person’s hands with one of his buddies and they could put it online to embarrass her.’”
History repeating itself? Or just seemingly suggesting that chaps do indeed show private intimate clips of their “significant” others on their phones to their pals to make them a “star”.
But if exists, can/will the Kardashian-Jenner Korps opt to cash in—aka make the profitable best of a bad situation—on it ala the most-watched and perhaps best selling all time adult video tape that catapulted older half-sis into the public eye, but until then, you can be sure there will be plenty of phishing if not downright drive-by-download/new video codex required malware promised in pot of gold at end of said sex tape link rainbow.
.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 19th May 2016).
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Kylie giving see-thru tank top seemingly not much of a “party” next door mirror selfie (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
See also:
- Kendall Jenner, “gangs all here”
- Khloé Kardashian, see-thru spandex bedunk
- Kylie Jenner focus fumble filter pokeage
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Emma Watson named in the Panama Papers leak scandal (ibtimes.com.au).
“‘Harry Potter’ star Emma Watson has been named in the Panama Papers leak scandal. The database, released by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists, reveals that the 26-year-old social activist is connected to an offshore company set up by the controversial law firm Mossack Fonseca. The Spectator first reported that a search for Watson’s full name—Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson—will reveal her as a beneficiary of the company Falling Leaves Ltd, which is under the jurisdiction of the British Virgin Islands.”
Suggestively Edenic, but the “Falling Leaves” seemingly covering her cute financial derrière rather than Eve’s lady garden most stroke their garden serpent in their own lawn praying for is certainly not the leaked scandal most of Em’s all too often elder cane waving Noahs have been long breathless for I imagine. But some spied opportunity for rallying anti-feminist warcry whist presumably still of the opinion woman—or even “good” girls—should be seen, not heard and be happy with a pat on the head and secrets reserved alone for anything else that may be opportunely patted.
.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 11th May 2016).
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Frozen 2: Will Elsa get a girlfriend in Disney sequel? Idina Menzel joins fan campaign (ibtimes.co.uk).
“Frozen star Idina Menzel supported fan campaign #GiveElsaAGirlfriend as she spoke on the 2016 Billboard Music Awards red carpet in Las Vegas. The Let It Go hitmaker thought it was a ‘great’ idea to let Queen Elsa, who is a breakthrough character in Disney, have a female love interest in Frozen 2. ‘I think it’s great,’ the singer-cum-actress told ET during the red carpet event on Sunday about the online campaign that has been gaining support over time. ‘Disney’s just gotta contend with that. I’ll let them figure that out,’ Menzel added.”
Indeed, hinted at within and widely assumed in internet fandom, so, come on Disney, is it time to help Elsa—and the fans for whom she is a role model they have long awaited—again “let it go?”
.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 24th May 2016).
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Dark web “hitmen-for-hire” service EXPOSED: Inside the “assassination marketplace” that’s hiding a shocking secret (mirror.co.uk).
“A pair of British computer experts have discovered that an assassination website offering hitmen for hire is a cynical SCAM set up to fleece people out of large sums of money. They have spent more than a year cracking into a secret dark web ‘marketplace’ called Besa Mafia—a slickly-produced website which describes itself as a place where people can pay the very toughest killers of the Albanian Mafia to bump off their enemies.
“But it appears that just one or two Eastern European men are operating this hidden website, tricking people into handing over money to pay for hits which don’t actually happen. Several people who fell for the trick handed over up to £10,000 worth of Bitcoin at a time, with the criminals netting somewhere in the region of £50,000 in the past year alone.”
So seemingly the “shocking secret“ being indeed, a lot of the dark and deep web mystique tabloids and not-so-tabloids spin phooey for those own good copy means and pretty much a scam like much of the internet becomes when given enough appealing to “curiosity attention” which seemingly involves hiring an abs-bearing “bear” assassin, a “curiosity” which, to be honest, could have just as easily been found—albeit without deep or dark story cover—at a veritable number of places on the bright surface web.
.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 18th May 2016).
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Amazon is going to battle with YouTube (time.com).
“On Monday, Amazon announced Amazon Video Direct, a new self-service program that will let video creators post videos on the company’s streaming platform and either sell them, rent them, make them available to Amazon Prime members or offer them for free with advertising. It’s the ad-supported videos that pose the biggest threat to YouTube. The Google-owned video site has come to dominate the world of online video by amassing a huge repository of videos and convincing marketers to sell ads against them.”
Indeed, which most with any sense watch without them with aid of any ad blocker which has not yet been bought out by mystery buyer.
But what happens without ads, as with the reminder on even the most repuable time.com article if you have an ad blocker enabled? Seemingly for less quality journalistic content and the video marketing Amazon suggests and GoogleTube already does in spades for marketers the content itself may really be secondary to the ad-revenue “product” itself with often the words “lowest, common,” and “denominator” springing hypocritcally to mind on search and portals that seemingly suggest all other dubious content needs to be declared spam, put behind safe-search wall or disabled accounts.
.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 12th May 2016).
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