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14th August 2019

Bella Thorne has directed a porn film (cnn.com).

Thorne, 21, has directed her first porn film as part of Pornhub’s Visionaries Director’s Series, which features “debut films by unexpected guest directors to diversify porn production and help create more varied content with multiple types of viewers in mind.”

With Bella expanding her director credits beyond music videos featuring terrified pets watching her morph into a disturbing bipedal GOAT (GoogleTube) on the user uploaded streaming porn services with the site increasingly becoming an extension of monitised social media for content creators (Latest Picks 5th Jul. 2019) and ever more mainstream for Gen Zers with the 21-year-old avant-garde Disney alumna entrepreneurial wannabe merchandising mogul straddling the platform..

The film [excitingly titled “Her & Him”] “depicts an edgy twenty-something guy who stumbles upon a surprise text in his girlfriend’s phone, interrupting their morning routine and spinning everything into an out-of-control sexually charged encounter,” Pornhub states in a news release.

And featuring the bootylicious Abella Danger (Instagram) with alt-porn heavily tattooed, Joanna Angel dating, myth busting pseudonymed Small Hands (inkedmag.com, Mar. 2018) and inevitably with music from her 32-year-old faux engaged, married and divorced rapper and producer Svengali-esque ex Mod Sun who seems to have fully recovered from having to tell tabloids he was spending $7500 a month on alcohol and drugs while dating her (dailymail.co.uk, Jul. 2019):

The film is “a modernistic, sexually explicit Romeo and Juliet-like depiction of two star-crossed lovers who have an unbridled sexual longing for each other,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price said.

And seemingly a more edgy dominance defining alt-porn plot than one of the “star-crossed lovers” banging the other up the bum and making hopefully her squirt after having dropped round to fix the tropic washing machine (theguardian.com, Nov. 2008).

“Her & Him” is set to debut September 11 at the Oldenburg International Film Festival in Germany.

Where perhaps the boxfuls of Pornhub socks that were not for your feet that tabloid headline oppo had them trying to flog last year (Latest Picks 13th May 2018) can be gifted to critics.

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