Indeed, a least once a year a “new” survey on average penis size is made (thesun.co.uk, Sept. 2017), but with labiaplasties, cosmetic surgery for the vajayjay to conform to a snatch standard seemingly on the rise:
There is no such thing as a ‘normal’ vagina, scientists conclude in the largest study ever of vulvas—amid an ominous rise in young women getting surgery to tighten their genitalia (dailymail.co.uk).
Being the conclusion by researchers at Lucerne Cantonal Hospital in Switzerland conducting the largest ever study on vulvas alluding at least to vagina comparison studies having been done before to find a normative sample.
Swiss researchers measured the inner and outer labia, clitoris, vaginal opening and perineum of 650 white women between the ages of 15 and 84.
And found the wide variety exemplative in the art and girl-next-door glamcore of Hegre or MetArt with potpourri flange for every taste.
There was so much variation in every category that they concluded even offering an “average” would woefully misrepresent most women.
Leading to the conclusion that “the boom in labiaplasties in order to order to identify with a ‘normal average’ vagina” is a task akin to herding pussy cats that could “have grave ramifications for generations to come”—especially for fans of poon exotica.
As for the juicy statistics, “the average outer labia length was 80 millimeters, but the results ranged from 12 to 180” and the “average clitoris measurement was five millimeters wide” from a range of between 1 to 22 millimeters and “the average to be seven millimeters” in length from a range from 0.5 millimeters to 34.
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