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24th October 2017

Dark Overlord threatens to leak photos of royals and celebs stolen from London plastic surgeon (ibtimes.co.uk).

Lord Dark Helmet, © Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
Dark Overlord or Dark Helmet? (Wikipedia)
© Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

No, he’s not a franchise antagonist somewhat reminiscent of Skeletor or Darth Vader coming to do evil to surgeons that may have botched the nip and tuck that had him succumb to the Dark Side, rather:

“A leading London-based plastic surgery clinic was reportedly hacked by The Dark Overlord (TDO) group and a trove of highly personal photos, including graphic images of in-progress breast and genetalia enhancement procedures, have been stolen.”

But despite what the pop cultural narrative would like to suggest, for TDO—seeming thought to be just an individual last year (boingboing.net, Jun. 2016)—there’s no shades of grey, with black hats worn—and seemingly indicative by language and “handsome business proposal” demeanour used, in Eastern Europe or Russia (ibtimes.co.uk, Sept. 2016)—they hack to extort ransom profit:

“The hacker group—which has previously targeted schools, medical centres and other organisations to extort victims—allegedly claims to now be in possession of photos of celebrities and some royal family members. It is not clear which royal families may be victim of the hack.”

The data stolen from the London Bridge Plastic Surgery (LBPS) clinic, and Dark Overlord’s refined, “handsome businesslike” description of the haul being:

“We have TBs [terabytes] of this s**t. Databases, names, everything … there are some royal families in here.”

With threats to leak the “entire patient list with corresponding photos” comprising said “TBs of s**t” with the ominous post-Fappening warning that “the world has never seen a medical dump of a plastic surgeon to such degree”.

Farrah Abraham reveals botched lip injection
Farrah Abraham reveals botched lip injection photos

Which royal families, which celebrity Bs to DDs, and pre-Camsoda Live sex show vaginal rejuvenation? (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.co.uk, 15th Oct. 2017).

And will the pictures also all be reminiscent of ex-Teen Mom Farrah Abraham’s botched lip job too? (Pick of the Week 14th Jan. 2015).

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