Sex survey suggests women settle for less (eatliveglow.com).
Not less sex mind, more less choice in terms of partner—at least according to a “promoted” article on a portal homepage:
“According to a recent survey carried out on the public by Illicit Encounters, a shocking 59% of females think about an ex while having sex with their current partner. The reason? They were better in bed…. While this is quite obviously a majority, we find it pretty hard to stomach and even more telling of the motivations of those in relationships.”
You mean you always understood men lie about monogamous fantasy preference, but women too? “Hard to stomach” in that with someone you have supposedly replaced, but of those “motivations”, perhaps clarification is needed to stop some thinking it’s all some ploy to get back said sex-imagined former partner so that they can presumably imagine sex with the one before them. Oh, that didn’t seem to be addressed though, but moving “reassuring” on:
“Quite reassuringly, though, three quarters of the men questioned for the survey cited their current sexual partner as their best ever lover, with less than a quarter of them fantasising about an ex.”
That I believe being idiomatically termed parking butt—presumably not as fancied as that of said ex partner she fantasy fucking—on the moral high ground, and anyway, all is saved by anecdotally recalling they do say it’s not about sex but love after all anyway, don’t they, indeed they do, especially the female of the species.
“And thankfully, it’s not all bad for women—40% of those surveyed, across both genders, said that the most important factor in achieving great sex is love. This could explain why only 3% of men and 4% of women said that their best sex was with a one night stand.”
Indeed, that “one night” with Tom, Dick or Julio meaning absolutely nothing, and only vaguely remembered… after sex with whomever came after anyway.
“But if women are this unsatisfied with their current partner, it suggests that some are settling for average sex when they know that there is far better out there.”
Indeed, pressumably sating themself with the porn they never look at and accidental or at least furtive attention in motel or backstreet handjob fingering when cash not so flash too.
“In the search for certain attributes, such as financial stability, emotional support and friendship, people will sacrifice good sex and good looks, as the overall value of the other commodities appeals to them. Equally, someone might sacrifice an emotional and intellectual connection for the sake of good chemistry and passion.”
Indeed, because while financially stable while shopping at Amazon there’s alway Tinderesque online anonimous dating for Millennial Lady Chatterley’s to find their Sean Bean lookalike Mellors. But then again, to follow the elementary logic while Mellors is sowing seed behind the virtual or otherwise rosebush who is she imagining, presumably unrigid supplier of financial stability attempting jump squats in the cucumber patch the day before.
“The fact that men are seemingly more satisfied in their current relationships suggests that they are more assertive in seeking what they want, and are less likely to forgo certain commodities in a relationship and ‘settle’, as it were.”
Indeed, “as it were” with said porn they never look at, accidental or at least furtive attention in motel or backstreet and logging in with handle such as MWM_Wife_Out.
Updates/Follow Ups
28th May 2016 2016
And seemingly, if that was not enough to encourage chaps to get their Spanish fly on, a follow up linking back to reiterates the inadequacy message, against which I’m sure some ad-revenue cremes, pills, pumps products and instruction can help prevail suggesting that the market stall propped up by body and performance shaming has gender equality:
This is apparently how long sex should last (eatliveglow.com).
“A recent study has found out exactly how long sex should be or, rather, how long sex is, for most couples, and it’s surprisingly… swift. The study, which assessed 500 heterosexual couples, found that, on average, sex lasted for 5.4 minutes. This does not include foreplay—only actual penetration.”
And if that wasn’t quite prematurely rubbin’ the right ol’ 50 Shades of Cardigan nerve:
“Results also showed that, contrary to popular belief, age doesn’t lessen sensitivity, with sex between older couples being notably quicker.”
It’s musical break time. I want… I want… I need… I need / Give me every little thing / Wait girls, we don’t need all these material things / We need love, we need friendship / Oh… and maybe those Mark Jacob boots
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