Miley Cyrus “loses Liam Hemsworth over love for marijuana” (ibtimes.co.uk).
Having seemingly given up dating Victoria Secret Angel Stella Maxwell (Pick of the Week 6th Jul. 2015), isn’t that the Liam Hemsworth she “lost” when he was urged—like everyone else—to “distance” himself from her twerking Thicke-up-the-bum antics at that VMA’s back in 2013 (Pick of the Week 5th Sept. 2013) whom the illustrious “Wrecking Ball” described rolling over?
“Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth may have called time on their relationship over her love of marijuana. Hemsworth, 26, had reportedly given Cyrus an ultimatum—its him or the pot. … A source told InTouch Weekly: ‘They recently had a huge fight. Liam told Miley he wants her to quit pot. He can’t believe how often she gets high. Every day Liam comes home and the entire house reeks of weed. He’s so annoyed. Miley still smokes a ton of pot and it drives Liam crazy.’”
Indeed, so seemingly not pregnant with a lil’ Hems worth as suggestively jumped too earlier and it seems to make you wonder what Mr Mild ever did fancy—or had hopes of making her into such—in the first place. Perhaps he had hoped she’d just continue to sell Hanna Montana lunch boxes—as it seems many in our has Miley’s twerking antics been a hit with you poll (Pick of the Week Oct. 2013) presumably did—for the rest of her life too.
Would it be any different if the shoe was on a different gendered foot though, or is, in relationships, the time to give up the fun for respectability before languishly longing and looking for it elsewhere the same regardless? It’s musical break time. You’re too far to bring you close / And too high to see below / Just hangin’ on your daily dose / I know you never needed anyone / But the rolling papers for your grass / How can you give what you don’t have
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But, of course, it was all pre-marital negotiation, or perhaps just opportune copy to appeal to elder cane-waving smilers eager for chance to tell her off for her moral turpitude and patriarchal disrespect while pestering Bing with more phrase search for “Miley Cyrus ass” for further proof:
Miley Cyrus flashes her massive engagement ring and looks happier than ever (mirror.co.uk).
“Miley Cyrus couldn’t contain her happiness as she enjoyed a night out watching the New York Knicks. And judging by the bling on her finger, who can blame her? The Wrecking Ball singer was spotted rocking the engagement ring previously given to her by Liam Hemsworth as she sat courtside at Madison Square Garden with her mum Tish and sister Brandi on Saturday night.”
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