Porn in Parliament: Palace of Westminster computers made 250,000 attempts to “access pornography” last year (independent.co.uk).
“The figures, down from around 800 a day according to similar FoI requests two years ago, are likely to include a large number of ‘visits’ made unintentionally, most commonly via unwanted internet pop-ups.”
Oh, indeed, “unintentional, unwanted internet pop-ups”; for sure, have even used that one myself.
Obviously a story folded out in the light—or lack of—of dark goings on in Dolphin Square, and likely an indication that Cameron Flashman isn’t the only one who obviously believes abuse and internet porn inevitably scissor like a pair of lesbians only seen in such, but in all likelihood doddering, rodgering orange-bra parading 69-year-old Lord Sewel himself never got beyond the idea of just having a Ctrl key to keep his un-internet sordid secrets quiet.
Drug shame peer steps down from House Of Lords (news.sky.com).
“The 69-year-old peer apologised for the ‘pain and embarrassment’ he caused after being exposed by the Sun on Sunday for apparently snorting cocaine off a prostitute’s breasts with a £5 note at his flat near the Palace of Westminster.
“Footage showed Lord Sewel, who in his role as chairman of the Privileges and Standards Committee is responsible for setting behaviour standards for peers, in an orange bra and leather jacket smoking and drinking with the women.”
Setting the standard or seemingly just adhering to the political scandal standard already long set? The blue woolly jumped one has promised to close the corrupting gape of internet porn but, although there is no evidence it encouraged the senescent peer to procure prostitutes and their bras, it seems Lord Sewel is unimpressed with the party leader—and indeed many other of his peers—performance:
“In other scenes he attacked some of the country’s most high-profile politicians, including Tony Blair and David Cameron, whom he called ‘facile’.”
For sure, it’s time for an open to falling from grace musical break time.
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