Former Labour councillor Karen Danczuk, wife of Rochdale Labour MP Simon Danczuk and “Selfie Queen” is considering her options after the messy breakup of her marrage.
Karen Danczuk the porn star? Selfie queen admits X-rated offers as she refuses to say her marriage is over (mirror.co.uk).
“Karen Danczuk has revealed she she’s been offered porn roles, and that it’s ‘possible’ that she could reunite with estranged MP husband Simon.”
Being dependent on if Simon—currently suffering from depression reportedly caused by his campaigning work on Westminster sexual abuse—lets her or?
“Karen, who has been linked to Celebrity Big Brother, insists that she doesn’t want to be a ‘celebrity’ but probably couldn’t refuse to pose for Playboy and admits to having had been offered porn roles. She added: ‘I have been offered porn, but wouldn’t do that. I haven’t been offered Playboy, but if I was I’d have to think hard about it. What woman could refuse Playboy?”
Well, father-figure fascinated US reality show contestant Courtney Stodden said “no” to porn but “yes” to Playboy too (Pick of the Week 10th Sept. 2012); it was just unfortunately that Playboy said “no, no NO” to her augmented chest beach balls.
She denied having an affair with personal trainer Ben Bate and allegations that he had spent the night at her marital home thougth, but gushed that training master Bate’s had “pushed me further than I ever thought possible.”
And indeed, also denying that she allegedly tried to set abuse probing hubby Simon up with a femme fatale in London to “get out of a loveless marriage”. Loveless and, by the murmering emitting from Simon’s mouth, altogether a lot more plain awkward:
Simon Danczuk: I’ve been drinking a bit too much (news.sky.com).
“Perhaps drinking a bit too much, a full bottle of wine of an evening, and especially on Fridays when I would hear a lot and meet with a number of the victims. At times suicidal thoughts as well. It’s not been really bad, but thinking that it is quite a lonely place. … On a practical level, Karen would say why don’t we not talk about this tonight, can we have a night off talking about c**** sexual abuse. Because I would be coming home some nights wanting to download some of what I had heard.”
Oh, crumbs! I do think they might ought steer him clear of that campaigning, investigating and exposing, for sure, it don’t sound as if it’s doing him any good at all, bringing to mind that which a Germanic philosopher said about fighting monsters and gazing into an abyss (brainyquote.com).
On the subject of whether she would get back with Simon she said:
“I’d never say never. It’s a possibility, but neither of us knows what the future holds.”
But he has sacked her as his secretary:
Karen Danczuk is “SACKED as her MP husband Simon’s £20,000-a-year secretary” as their marriage continues to disintegrate (dailymail.co.uk).
But although the General Election is now over who knows what opportunity the future may hold for Labour and possible renewed cleavage selfie padding in place of policy if Playboy doesn’t work out as well as her Insta-Bate sessions. Indeed, without UKIP having anything consistent or even coherent to say as the voice of the common man or woman now, some suggest we need Karen’s political acumen:
Why Britain needs its cleavage-flaunting “Selfie Queen,” Karen Danczuk (vice.com).
“… herein lies what is so special about Karen—she’s resolutely ordinary. Her nipples are no more intriguing than yours or mine. Forget your otherworldly Karlie Klosses or Miranda Kerrs—Karen plays into the readers’ wives market, perhaps proving that being pretty and having a gung-ho, end-of-the-pier attitude towards your tits is absolutely enough to capture people’s sort-of interest. Either way, if you've got enough cleavage to keep £2 in 20 pence pieces [$3 in quarters] in your bra without noticing, you’ve got a shot at making the Express. You’ve got a shot at being given eight-and-a-half minutes of airtime on Channel 5 News with Matt Barbet squinting at you in bafflement about what you’re even doing on his show.”
Indeed, “need” assumingly meant in politics, all those 20 pence pieces held in a bra without noticing will go far helping save the NHS and that “no more intriguing nippleage than yours or mine” can poke out Putin’s eye if he ever does decide to invade if wrestling bears is no longer enough to feed Russia’s totalitarian need for cult of personality.
But if her political congruity does not work out, where there’s reality, there’s always a way with that CBB slot she’s a already been linked with—just ask George Galloway:
Karen Danczuk wanted for next series of “Celebrity Big Brother” (huffingtonpost.co.uk).
For sure, it’s musical break time.
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