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5th October 2018

People are turning their butts into sparkling pumpkins for Halloween (metro.co.uk).

“TWERK OR TREAT”, pumpkin perfect bums

Well, make up artists and body painters using female aris as canvas at least.

Handily, bums are the perfect shape to turn into pumpkins. All you do is use the crack as the centre, drawing a stem on top, then the cheeks as the body of your pumpkin.

With encouragement to “tag a friend who has a pumpkin perfect bum”, the tagging and social media sharing part presumably being important for many who might wish their bums to be considered.

And “because you loved the #PumpkinBum so much”:

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