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10th March 2016

Braless newsreader insists her breasts are REAL after being hit by boob job claims (express.co.uk).

Greta Hoxha
“Greta Hoxha, 24, caused a stir in Albania after presenting the news without a bra and wearing only an open top jacket. The news anchor insisted everything was 100 per cent natural, saying that the secret to appearing to have a larger cleavage is simply to wear a smaller jacket. She said: ‘Anybody who is observant will be able to see that I’m simply wearing a smaller size jacket now, that holds my breast in place better and makes them look much better. I certainly haven’t done any plastic surgery. I don’t even use glue to keep anything in place, just my smaller jacket.’”

Indeed, and those being rather “observant” may wonder why they have given the news a miss all these years—well, those that don’t get their current events fix via Naked News anyway—if there is just a “smaller jacket” keeping things from popping out between the cover-ups while watching worldly “Putinization” and electorial debating of the size of rump Trump’s dinkle. For sure, Fire TV is keyed in to world events, or at least what makes them tick:

“Miss Hoxha landed the job on Fire TV after the former newsreader Enki Bracaj, 21, who also presented the show in cleavage revealing outfits, was fired for posing in Playboy. Fire TV owner Ismet Drishti said: ‘In Albania, where the news is manipulated by political powers, the audience needed a medium that would present the information like it is—naked.’”

Presumably Playboy was just too naked—when it was still naked (31st Oct. 2015)—for the “naked news” Fire TV has an opportunistic eye on to be—if it could get away with it.

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12th March 2016

Indeed, they are not alone seeing what may bring attention to those “serious issue” news stories that occassionally some insist is more fitting for consideration and coverage, or perhaps distract from it while still bringing viewers in.

Would THIS hold your attention? Presenter in tight top makes “boring” oil clip go VIRAL (express.co.uk).

EPCM-psi commercial

Much aided by being picked up as an ad-revenue funding “promoted story” pick with pictorial to bait your click on “no adult content please” MSN and doubtless others seeking ad revenue profit which even most Ad blockers can no longer stop from the same source today.

“It should have been one of the most bland videos online. An oil industry logistics firm have created an infomercial showing the process refineries go through when they need to make repairs. … The firm, EPCM-psi commercial, decided to spice things up with the help of an attractive female presenter.”

Instigating much viral GoogleTube jocularity about “drilling” no doubt.

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