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Pick of the Month

Pick of the Month

31st October 2015

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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and for sure, I didn’t expect to get to see Demi Lovato’s bum hole either!

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Demi Lovato gave spontaneous no make-up nude for Vanity Fair (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…

Demi Lovato, Vanity Fair

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Demi Lovato loves her curves (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

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Kylie Jenner celebrated her 18th birthday (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Rihanna gave Cuban-creole bare bum for Vanity Fair (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Rihanna, Vanity Fair November 2015

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Khloé Kardashian gave big bumper lunges (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Khloé Kardashian, St. Barts

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Khloé Kardashian gave Complex fitness bedunk (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

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Kendall Jenner got the sheer mesh up for Vogue Japan (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Charli XCX gave upskirt cheek (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Charli XCX exiting ride after party at the Chiltern Firehouse

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Charli XCX gave bent over Lollapalooza (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

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Zoé Kravitz was topless for Flaunt (Pick of the Week, 2nd May 2015)

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Bai Ling gave shower selfie nippleage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Ellie Goulding gave see-thru Rollacoaster titties (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Ellie Goulding, Rollacoaster November 2015 issue

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Swedish singer Tove Lo gave Music Midtown tittie (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Tove Lo, Music Midtown Atlanta 2015

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Tove Lo flashed titties in Rio (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Tove Lo tittie flash at Rock in Rio… in Vegas (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

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Pia Mia Perez gave bikini Punta Mita with Kylie Jenner (Pick of the Month 31st August 2015)

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Shakira says goodbye to The Voice (Latina Pick of the Week 22nd May 2014)
Bella Thorne, Instagram

Newly 18, youngest of the acting, singing and modelling Thorne sisters, Bella Thorne shared bikini booty (celebexposuredigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Allowing some elder celeb media watchers to… tap cane and not feel so bad anymore.

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Dani Thorne, ready for the weird tongue (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)

Tongue teasers

Victoria Justice gave “cookehs & créme” side-pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Victoria Justice, Instagram

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Victoria Justice gave just wingin’ it pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
Victoria Justice gave Polkohontas pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)
Victoria Justice poked it with cream (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

Selena Gomez poked it at the Today Show (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Selena Gomez, NBC’s Today Show at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City

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Model minx Cara Delevingne gave guitar shop pokeage in Rio (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Cara Delevingne, Sky guitar shop in Rio de Janeiro

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Cara Delevingne gave Mango opening pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
Cara Delevingne and Gal Gadot poked it at Comic-Con (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)
Cara Delevingne shot selfie sideboob (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)

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Kim Kardashian West gava a pregnant nude selfie (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Kim Kardashian West, Jürgen Teller photoshoot (Pick of the Month, 31st July 2015)

Charli XCX gave BooHoo pokeage in a beret (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

Charli XCX, Instagram

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Charli XCX, Reading and Vegas pokeage (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

Modern Family cutie Sarah Hyland gave Prime Booth pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).

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Sarah Hyland poked it for Teen Choice (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Sarah Hyland gave Kentucky Derby tongue tweet (Pick of the Week 2nd May 2015)

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Zendaya “Daya” debuting pokeage (Pick of the Month, 31st August 2015)
Zendaya poked tongue and pulled pre-Grammy party faces (Pick of the Week, 22nd February 2015)

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Vanessa Hudgens gave “anything you can do” pokeage (Pick of the Week, 31st July 2015)
Stella Hudgens gave replete rack on Instagram (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)

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Demi Lovato—Halloween “vanity” fair
Although spurred by the saddest of events, proud of her wonderful curves Demi gave heartening “vanity” fair with her spontaneous strip.

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Maitland Ward gave see-thru Comic-Con Crave Escape (Pick of the Month 31st July 2015)
Maitland Ward gave Memorial Day pokies (Pick of the Week, 15th June 2015)
Maitland Ward got her slave Leia on for #StarWarsDay (Pick of the Week, 18th May 2015)

“Next month, Miley Cyrus and The Flaming Lips will hit the road together in support of their recent collaborative LP, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz. And in news that shouldn’t shock you in the slightest, at least one of their shows will apparently take place completely in the nude.

“The news comes from Wayne Coyne’s Instagram, which adds the concert will be filmed for a forthcoming video. And it won’t just be Miley and the Lips who will be without clothes; Coyne adds the audience will be ‘COMPLETELY naked.’ Also, ‘milk (well white stuff that looks like milk)’ will be spewed everywhere, because of course.”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 17th Oct. 2015).

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Miley Cyrus gave topless FaceTime for Interview (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)

And, feeling a lil’ on the ropes at how media has seemingly ignored her progression, her Revival album came out and stood in the ring; so how’d it do?

Selena Gomez—On the Ropes?

Review: Selena Gomez is whoever pop needs her to be on Revival (time.com).

“In almost every interview around Revival, Gomez has claimed it’s a ‘fun’ record; the talking points are plentiful and conspicuously angst-free. Top 10 single ‘Good For You,’ she claims, is about confidence; ‘Same Old Love’ is presumably not about a breakup but—no joke—a healthy relationship with one’s parents. The album itself is something else, and something more interesting. … ‘It’s my time to butterfly,’ Gomez sings on the title track; it’s verbing that sounds like a slogan. Musically, though, Revival is most interesting when it’s still in the cocoon.”

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SelGo is topless on her Revival album’s cover art (Pick of the Month, 30th September 2015)
“As the Playboy magazine looks to cover up as part of its rebranding, it may get ‘Bad Blood’ singer Taylor Swift to pose for its cover, Hollywood Life reported Thursday, citing a source. The magazine reportedly believes that ‘having such a powerful woman’ would help it in its latest effort to not carry any nude photos.”

But got Tinashe instead (idolator.com).

“Why is [American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, dancer, actress and former model] Tee (not really) stripping for Playboy? Well, the rising R&B diva has an album to promote!”
Tinashe, Playboy

For sure, Hef may like to portray the “rebranding” as something to do with prevelent non-peek-a-boo social justice warrior ethics but undoubtedly the fact that Playboy just isn’t selling any more, the reason little to do with a lack of desire to see nudity, more to do with the “free” abundance of it online—and much in the form of semi-nude selfies with interactive opportunity of trying your luck with the poster in hope of getting them to post more—making it more a conservative attempt to re-find its revenue than itself.

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 19th Oct. 2015).

Poll: Non-nude Playboy, commitment or testing the water; how long will it last?

Headline grabbing oppo—six months at best 67%
The internet coyote has eaten the bunny 22%
Un-passe progression to give men another GQ 11%

This poll has now been archived.


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“Fears of pumpkin shortage have prompted calls for Halloween revellers to turn instead to the humble turnip. English Heritage says wet weather has drastically reduced supplies of pumpkins. The charity has installed ghoulishly carved turnips for its own celebrations, and is calling on others to do the same.”

Indeed, the very humble, and very lil’ English turnip. Or perhaps a potato. I dread to think what the substitute might be for apple-bobbing.

Well, thank fuck for that.

“An asteroid four times the size of a football pitch will miss Earth on Halloween, the European Space Agency has confirmed. Asteroid 2015 TB145, which is 1,300ft wide and has been dubbed ‘The Great Pumpkin’, will pass by safely at around 5pm GMT on October 31 and could provide a stunning meteor shower, particulary in Asia.”

After one they had been aware off passed by at the start of the month that sure did sorta pop up outta nowhere, didn’t it.

“The object previously skimmed Earth in 1975 and was spotted again by the Universtiy of Hawaii on October 11, before being confirmed by the ESA the following day. ”

If, like buses, they always come in threes, when’s the next one due and will we get more than a fortnights notice? Yep, time for me to mercilessly pester chap over the road who has one of those big home star-gazing astronomical telescopes that is suspiciously always pointing towards others peoples windows.

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“Researchers all over the world are fascinated by the young generation of Japanese who seemingly are not interested in sex. Dr. Kitamura explains why and even predicts where this trend will hit next.

“herbivore n. an animal that feeds on grass and other plants. In Japan the term has a second meaning, referring to Japan’s younger generation that isn’t interested in sex, a term used to describe men who have no interest in getting married or finding a girlfriend.”

Ah, assuming here that sex is still equated with marriage and relationship, of course, it’s seen as one possible—infact I’d suggest a pretty rigid one—reason for Japan’s declining birth rate, but is that really a problem considering Japan is one of the most overpopulated countries in the world and, quite possibly, is what makes the non-meat-eating difference just a refusal to eat “ancient” work and social standing obsessed society’s elderly canned meat?

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 15th October 2015).

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“One of only a handful of blue period Picassos still in private hands will come to the market with a never publicly seen secret on the reverse of its canvas.

Picasso’s La Gommeuse, an erotically charged 1901 painting of a cabaret performer, is remarkable in its own right and will create waves at the top end of the global art auction market.

But the crazy, bawdy painting on the back is perhaps just as jaw dropping. It is a painting of Picasso’s friend and flatmate Pere Mañach naked apart from a red and yellow striped turban on his head, in a sexual pose, urinating into an imaginary landscape.”

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 9th October 2015).

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“Adblock, the popular extension for Chrome and Safari, has announced via a pop-up to users that it has been sold—but doesn’t mention a price or a buyer. The company was previously privately owned by its founder, Michael Gundlach. The pop-up’s main message is to reveal that Adblock is implementing the ‘Acceptable Ads’ policy that runs on Adblock Plus along with a selection of other ad blockers. Eyeo, the company behind AdBlock Plus, told Business Insider that ‘we’re very happy to welcome AdBlock users to the Acceptable Ads program.’”

Although “sources” tell that the mystery buyer was not not Eyeo, the most obvious candidate. Hmmm… why, with GoogleTube becoming a subscription service do and with it doing such a fab job stripping the must-view adverts preceeding videos on YouTube, making the fact that it actually had them a real suprise when I first viewed on a browser without… Oh hang on…

.:: Read more ::. (Latest Picks 14th October 2015).

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Tags: Avril Lavigne, Bai Ling, Bella Thorne, Cara Delevingne, Charli XCX, Demi Lovato, Ellie Goulding, Kendall Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Maitland Ward, Miley Cyrus, Pia Mia Perez, Rihanna, Sarah Hyland, Selena Gomez, Shakira, Taylor Swift, Tinashe, Tove Lo, Victoria Justice, Zendaya, Zoe Kravitz.

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