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Latina pick of the week

Latina Pick of the Week

22nd May 2014

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Here’s my pick of the best sexy latina entertainment stories and pictures from the last seven days or so. So if you are a fan of Brazilian booty, Mexican tetas, Chicano chocha & everything else that is latina lovely, dip in!

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and école, surely the quietest neighbours you’ll ever have! (photos.uk.msn.com).

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Pick of the best stories & pics

Aída Yéspica, Cannes

Venezuelan television personality, model, and former beauty pageant contestant Aída Yéspica gave see-thru tetas candids at Cannes (latinacelebdigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Recent/related stories:

Aída Yéspica—bikini candids in Porto Cervo (Latina Pick of the Week, 7th August 2012)
Adriana Lima, The Homesman première Cannes Film Festival

Adriana Lima’s loaded mamas were raised and ready to fire on aerial observers stepping out at Cannes (latinacelebdigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Recent/related stories:

Serial red carpet pest crawls under America Ferrera’s dress at Cannes
Not quite the America Ferrera upskirt for which we may have hoped.

Serial red carpet pest crawls under America Ferrera’s dress as she poses at festival première (dailymail.co.uk).

“The Ukrainian journalist—who in the past has been slapped by Will Smith for trying to kiss him on a red carpet, crotch-hugged Bradley Cooper at a premiere and stormed the Grammys stage during Adele’s acceptance speech—caused a scene at Cannes on Friday.”

He is of course also a candidate for the Ukraine presidency, currently in the front running along with Grand Moth Tarkin and Mr. Kipling (Pick of the Week, 8th April).

“…he ran onto the carpet where he lay on the ground and put his head under America Ferrera’s voluminous white dress as she posed for pictures with her co-stars.”

At least he is perhaps most qualified to give a proxy vote as to whether America favours the full-bush Brazilian then; have you had your vote? (Poll, are you a fan of the bush or seek solace in a shaven haven? Pick of the Week, 15th Apr.).

Cannes security steps in
Cannes security steps in.
“Security quickly rushed out to remove the notorious pest while America remained calm but looked visibly upset.”

One wonders if perhaps said security was moonlighting from Viking River Cruises (GoogleTube), which are heavily advertised on our TV and, speaking of which, I’d be thoroughly put out if I could not jump from the deck in full horned helmet waving a huge battleaxe arriving in Budapest too.

“He had a credentials pass around his neck but it is unclear how exactly he managed to get in to the prestigious event, especially considering his reputation.”

Indicating the UK Border Agency were likely moonlighting at Cannes too (news.sky.com).

Recent/related stories:

America Ferrera gave film festival pechuga peekage! (Latina Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Jennifer Lopez, Power 106’s PowerHouse in Anaheim, California

Jennifer Lopez’s badonkadonk was a PowerHouse in a pair of tiny leather hotpants in Anaheim (latinacelebdigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Recent/related stories:

J.Lo showed off her curves in L.A. (Latina Pick of the Week, 14th May)
J.Lo’s thighs are an American Idol! (Latina Pick of the Week, 7th May)
Eiza González, Instagram

Eiza González gave bathing suit love on Instagram (latinacelebdigest.blogspot.co.uk)…

Eiza González, on set for Extra

And Extra fabulous tongue and gapboob! (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Info: Eiza González (wikipedia.org).

Recent/related stories:

Eiza González has a tattooed chocho! (Latina Pick of the Week, 14th May)
Eiza González in From Dusk till Dawn: The Series screencaps (Latina Pick of the Week, 30th April)
Ana Braga’ nalgas

Has Miami-Dade County listed Brazilian model Ana Braga’s nalgas a verified tourist attraction yet? (egotastic.com).

Recent/related stories:

Ana Braga giving more string bikini theory in Miami (Latina Pick of the Week, 7th May)
Ana Braga’s nalgas gave string theory in Miami (Latina Pick of the Week, 16th April)
Ana Braga gave nippleage and ass in Miami (Latina Pick of the Week, 9th April)
Aleyda Ortíz, Nuestra Belleza Latina

Aleyda Ortíz crowned Nuestra Belleza Latina! (latinospost.com).

“The eighth edition of Nuestra Belleza Latina reached its end on Sunday, May 18, acknowledging Puerto Rican Aleyda Ortíz as the eighth winner of the crown of the most important beauty contest for the Latino community in the United States.”
Info:
Aleyda Ortiz on Twitter
Nuestra Belleza Latina (wikipedia.org).

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Shakira

Shakira says goodbye to The Voice (latingossip.com).

“Shak said she loved the experience and loved working with her fellow coaches, contestants, and producers but she always knew that this was something temporary.”

I’m still quite disconsolate we did not get to see any contortion competitiveness with Xtina (Latina Pick of the Week, 29th May 2013). :(

Shakira, Billboard Music Awards 2014

Catch Shakira’s sizzling performance at the Billboard Music Awards 2014 here (cheekypopdivadigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Recent/related stories:

Shakira: “Feeling sexy is empowering” (Latina Pick of the Week, 25th March)

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