And so now we finally know what floated Orange Don’s stormy sex boat:
‘Turn around, drop ’em’ was memorable, but the Stormy Daniels story is really about intimidation (washingtonpost.com).
Indeed, no doubt it is, and that may be what finally pulls the rug out from the Oval Office floor beneath him (tmz.com), but, yeah, lets stick to the “drop ’em” here:
But it also included an unforgettable exchange, as Daniels described Trump’s trying to impress her by showing her how he was featured in a magazine. (Mother Jones reported a version of this in January, but did not quote Daniels directly.)
Sorta, “Looka that, that’s me that is” proudly pointing a fat finger on a small hand to that orange syrup on his head on a magazine cover.
Stephanie Clifford (aka Stormy Daniels): And so I was like, “Does this—does this normally work for you?” And he looked very taken—taken back, like, he didn’t really understand what I was saying. Like, I was—does, just, you know, talking about yourself normally work?’ And I was like, ‘Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.’ [Laugh] And I’ll never forget the look on his face. He was like—
Like “what” interviewer Anderson Cooper asked, “what was his look?”
Clifford: Just, I don’t think anyone’s ever spoken to him like that, especially, you know, a young woman who looked like me. And I said, you know, “Give me that,” and I just remember him going, “You wouldn’t.” “Hand it over.” And—so he did, and I was like, turn around, drop ’em.”
Cooper asking her to confirm that she had “told Trump to turn around and take off his pants” and asking “And he did?”
Clifford: Yes. So he turned around and pulled his pants down a little—you know had underwear on and stuff and I just gave him a couple swats.
So there you go, proud land of the free, home of the conspiracy dungaree wearing brave; Orange Don got his Y-fronted arse kissed by himself on the cover of a magazine with which he was getting spanked.
Seriously, all that is missing is that she left a daffodil poked up his blowhole with him sprawled like a stranded orange whale (nj.com, May 2017) on the bed when she left.
Updated 27th March 2018
Here’s what Donald Trump reportedly thinks of the Stormy Daniels Interview (thecut.com).
The Post notes that Trump was one of the estimated 22 million Americans who watched Daniels’s 60 Minutes segment on Sunday night. Since then, the president has reportedly been telling people that her allegations are a “hoax.” A source told the Post that Trump doesn’t think Daniels sounded credible in the interview. To prove his point, he apparently keeps telling people that he doesn’t find Daniels attractive.
A mutual evaluation then—Daniels, 27 at the time, claiming she was “not psychically attracted” to Trump who at the time was 60—and not that flattering to that daughter and trusted White House advisor he once said he’d “date”—presumably in a similar manner—if she was not his daughter:
“He was like: “Wow, you—you are special. You remind me of my daughter”, she told Cooper.
“You know, he was like: ‘You’re smart and beautiful, and a woman to be reckoned with, and I like you. I like you’.”
Trump has told his aides behind closed doors that Stormy Daniels is not his type (dailymail.co.uk).
Just a bit of that orange charm his base support will claim, and indeed showing about as much as you can believe in what comes out of wall-wanting #MAGA mouths, if of of course it’s not all a hoax that enemy of the alt-American people press are just out to get him/them/anyone not in conspiracy dungarees with a cussing, lying mouth and an AR-15.
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