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Note: Both Latest Picks and Blog are to be retired at the end of September, although both will remain available indefinitely as an archived part of the site. No further updates to past stories will be made.

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7th April 2018

Paris Jackson rocks out on her birthday without rumored girlfriend Cara Delevingne in sight (dailymail.co.uk).

Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne Netflix chill session
Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne Netflix chill session
SelGo & Cara—Sapphica
Paris Jackson celebrated her 20th birthday in Los Angeles on Tuesday. … She seemed surrounded by friends old and new as she rocked out, but rumored girlfriend Cara Delevingne was nowhere in sight.

Oh dear. Rumours have swirled about a relationship between 25-year-old Cara and 20-year-old Paris for months and were seemingly given credence broadcasting a suggesitvly sapphic—to The Mail at least (Mar. 2018)—“Netflix chill session” (urbandictionary.com) together in bed watching Todd Haynes’ fifties-set lesbian flick, Carol, and with a passionate kiss at the end of a double date with Paris’s actor godfather Macaulay Culkin and his girlfriend.

According to an “insider” to the Jackson family they feel that Cara has been coming on too strong lately and grandparents have ordered Paris to dump Cara (thehollywoodgossip.com).

Could it be a case of once notorious fem-friender Cara getting the same treatment she gave to Michelle Rodriguez when she seemingly got too serious and asked her to stop partying with Rihanna? (Pick of the Week 5th Mar. 2014).

Paris Jackson, birthday tongue (celebritytonguedigest.blogspot.co.uk).

Paris Jackson, 20th birthday party in Los Angeles

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Paris Jackson Gets Flirty With Chris Brown (hollywoodlife.com).

Paris Jackson got super cozy with Chris Brown while they held onto each other for an epic photo during her 20th birthday star-studded celebration on Apr. 6. Is there a new couple on the horizon?

Oh dear; has that put an end to The Mail’s sapphic “Netflix and scissoring chill” imagination? Apparently Chris is a huge fan of MJ and stated “what a big inspiration the late singer was for him” says Hollywood Life, while apparently “Cara is quite enamored by the fact Paris is the daughter of one of her musical heroes” said The Mail. To be a fly on the wall if those three ever get together in a room.

Updated 13th April 2018

Cara Delevigne & Paris Jackson, Instagram

Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne appear to be still together in cozy Instagram snap amid split rumors (dailymail.co.uk).

The 20-year-old took to Instagram stories to post a black and white snap of the models looking very cuddly together.

The daughter of Michael Jackson didn’t offer a caption but her big smile in the snap said it all.

Leaving it for The Mail to add its own “obviously still scissoring” caption.

Updated 30th May 2018

But again for the infamous fem-friender it was not to be:

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are officially dating (girlfriend.com).

With it suggested that “Twitter is losing it” with perhaps health concerns warranted in that “We can’t even breathe right now” and concernedly “Obviously, everyone is completely losing their shit over it”.

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