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9th September 2016

Mel B forced to wee on Bear Grylls in new clip from survivalist’s TV show (huffingtonpost.co.uk).

Mel B, Bear Grylls and a jellyfish sting
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Presumably for survivalist and not just sensationalist reasons. Did he not make Michelle Rodriguez drink her own wee with a mouse in it (dailymail.co.uk, Aug. 2015) not long ago?

“Yes, a new episode of the show sees Mel put through her paces, and when Bear finds himself stung on the hand by a jellyfish, she has to step up and offer him her… services. … Bear is seen trying to pick up a jellyfish for Scary Spice to snack on, only to wind up being stung by its tentacles… and anyone who’s seen that episode of ‘Friends’ will know what comes next. At first Bear attempts to see if he can wee on himself, only for Mel to insist: ‘No I want to! I don’t wanna see you pee! I would have peed on you.’”

For sure, I’ve seen some “squirting” porn with similar dialog.

Updated 20th September 2016

Indeed, you can catch the clip here, should you have a survival need (alrincon.com).

SelGo Squirt
Selena Gomez wasn’t squirting details on her “secret project”—survivalist or otherwise.

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