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20th May 2015

Fugitive gangster snared in fake fashion shoot (telegraph.co.uk).

“A gangster turned international model who went on the run in Australia had an unexpected visit from the police when he was arrested in a swimwear shoot sting.”

But hang on, do we need examine those—if certainly not other—credentials:

“The 30-year-old worked for big names including Calvin Klein, Nike, Tom Ford and Yves Saint Laurent after enjoying success as a grime artist known as ‘Roky Million’. He even became a published author, with a self-help book claiming he managed to amass a wealth of ‘seven figures by the age of 26’. The model even claims 317 readers have become millionaires after reading his inspirational prose.”
Ben Fiberesima

So even though “arrested and ordered to appear at court on theft, fraud and offensive weapon charges” before skipping bail, his wealth came from being more a get-rich-quick scheme publishing “paper” gangster.

“I am now worth seven figures at age 26. I used my in depth knowledge of power to change my fortunes. 317 Millionaires created from readings [sic] within this book. I am now touring the world teaching seminars. In this book I reveal the skill and technique I used to increase my power.”

And his name? Ben Fib[b]eresima :p

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