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4th April 2018

Cardi B defends album cover: The guy suing me is not even black!!! (tmz.com).

Cardi B album cover/plaintiff’s back tattoo, image: TMZ
Cardi B album cover/plaintiff’s back tattoo, image: TMZ

Come again??? Why the chaps ethnicity come into question?

Cardi B has an answer to the guy who’s suing her for lifting the tattoo on his back for her album cover—she says the dude on her album is black, and the plaintiff is lily white.

When talking “lifting the tattoo on his back” presumably copying the design is meant rather than anything more gruesome, the album cover in question featuring a chap giving Cardi B cunnilingus with his tiger tattoo adorned back dominating the bottom part of the cover.

Cardi B says the male model on the cover is a “young, dark-skinned male.” The plaintiff [chap suing her] is a middle-aged white dude from Newport Beach.

Presumably insisting he should be doing the kissing between the hips in a new shoot as part of reparation. Seriously though, who’d have ever though that tattoo art picked from the catalog and stenciled on might not be that original.

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