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23rd June 2015
Batman v Superman XXX
Batman v Superman XXX

Batman v Superman XXX riding high (avn.com).

“Axel Braun’s sophomore release under Wicked Pictures’ Wicked Comix imprint, Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, has hit the top spot on multiple retail sites, and its safe-for-work trailer has racked up over half a million views on YouTube.”

Which, as AskMen and many more suggest in relation to Zack Snyder’s Dawn of Justice real-deal still in post-production and not due till next year, “it looks better than the real one”.

Batman V Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Trailer (askmen.com).

“Enter this Batman v Superman XXX porn parody by Axel Braun. It’s hard to say how it’ll fare from an artistic perspective, but given that it’s porn, it’s a good bet that it’ll be less of a waste of time than what we're all anticipating the real Batman v Superman movie to end up being.”

But is it more to swallow than the usual porn mouthful? For sure, the trailer may be SFW… but only because it features Lois Lane’s execution by the Joker rather than anyone getting or giving a boning? I guess it follows on from the SFW reality in which we all popped out the barrel of a Luger rather than Courbet’s Origin of the World (Wikipedia).

10 things in Batman V Superman XXX that probably won’t be in the Warner Brothers version (besides the obvious) (toplessrobot.com).

“We know this will never happen in an official DC movie. Rachel Dawes, sure; nobody outside of comics readers ever heard of her before. But Lois Lane, one of the most headstrong, independent non-powered women in the DC Universe exists here to be a hostage tied to a chair, and then shot in the head, after the Joker first fakes her out with a squirt gun. Why, one could almost complain this is sexist, but it is, after all, porn. And even though they gave it away in the trailer, it’s a genuinely shocking moment that risks being a total boner-killer (again, that would be a terribly crass thing for me to say about a mainstream narrative film, but since literally the only point here is to induce boners, it seems a valid point).”
The Joker executes Lois Lane

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