Pick of the Week

The Annual Jingle Ball Poll: Who festively Jingled Balls best for 2014 for you?

I will add as more they jingle ball, but, as always, if there’s someone I’ve missed who you think should be on there, get in touch.

“Deyn went from working in a Rossendale chip shop during her teens to becoming the most in demand model in the world: the Cara Delevingne of the Noughties. She was on every red carpet, every guest list, in every ad campaign and then suddenly… nothing.”

“Deyn outgrew modelling, she was desperate to use her brain and become a ‘three dimensional’ person. She exhales before explaining, ‘I’d done it for so long, 12 years is a long time. I was exploring different ways to be creative and keep my life more exciting and challenging.’”

For sure, if it is true that women are as into Gorean bondage as imagined.

Bondage did indeed place much higher for women searching for porn than men in PornHubs recent poll, but they may also be troubled by the ban on “female ejaculation”—formally called peeing—which, according to PornHub, placed even higher in their searches. (Indeed, I know that there is an argument that female ejaculation is different from peeing, but I’m fairly sure what is witnessed in most titles in a huge rather enjoyable squirted gush is a sanitised euphemism for the latter.

It is yet unclear if this makes said acts illegal to view, as with those deemed “extreme pornography” by the S63 of the CJIA 2008 which made the holding on your hard drive of the the portrayal of any act liable to result in serious injury illegal and allowed farmyard animals to munch hay without interfearance, or whether the intention is to just prohibit production in the UK—a catch-22 as saving is deemed production with regards to the way extreme pornography is prosecuted.

Perhaps in this case a blind eye is still to be turned for that viewed or already sitting in your stash in a way it is no longer for things that are fist-sized gaping.

My favourite quote on the affair comes from The Guardian’s Suzanne Moore (theguardian.com):

Glad to say they are, and as in your face about it:

“Remember to keep hydrated, face to sit on and some smiles”. Mass face-sitting demonstration takes place at Westminster against new UK porn laws (telegraph.co.uk).

But critics were not so kind. (Are they ever?)

Although that sounds more a reflection on the Turner Prize itself than on that to which it was awarded. Indeed, I seem to recall the same “art critics have begun to question the relevance of the Turner Prize” statement the year before, and indeed, the year before and….

I believe the elephant in the room seen, or rather not, is the lack of porn, currently forbidden by the optical device, which everyone googles the internet for but maintain they have only a fleeting interest in when discussing.

I still maintain interest in said wearable tech will pick up when copious amounts of amateur erotica shot by it is abundant—much in the same way sales of home camcorders took off when rumour abounded about the sex tapes your friends and neighbours had made. Soon enough, I predict, a celebrity in need of a sex tape shall realise the POV potential of its novelty and, for sure, my inbox is always open.

And if he can’t get a big enough seat there he can always try standing with Darth Vader in the Ukraine (Pick of the Week 8th Apr.)