Pick of the Week

“The commercial, for web hosting service Crazy Domains, featured the former Baywatch actress in a boardroom meeting full of men. One of the men fantasises about Anderson and her assistant dancing in bikinis and pouring cream on each other.”

“[Daniel Edwards’] imagining of the 32-year-old portrays the curvaceous Kardashian with no arms so as to draw attention to her burgeoning belly and ‘lactiferous’ breasts.”

“I’m kind of like almost gagging for an opportunity to go. I don’t want to do that anymore—but I have a £6 million mortgage to pay,”

“Tricksters posing as film executives had promised her £8million and global fame playing a sari-clad British girl who moves from London to India.”

“Liam Helmsworth [sic] is the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth other than Tanz Watson. FYi!”

“The R-rated program allegedly submitted an offer to the former actress to host her own daily, hour-long radio show. Right now it is only supposed to be a one-week trial, but if she does well the company is willing to extend it to a full year (with a driver and a producer included). ”

“I want to [do the show]. But I can’t because I’m recording an album!” she told TMZ. “I’ll go on their show for an interview when I’m promoting my album.”

“She's my guilty pleasure on Twitter.”

“The 90-minute drama, which is the latest in a long line of BBC Four biopics about public figures, comes months after the US cable channel Lifetime debuted its own Burton and Taylor telepic, Liz & Dick, starring Lindsay Lohan and Grant Bowler. ”

“John Delk, who represents her husband Nathaniel Richardson, said his client is in the process of divorcing his wife and claimed she was trying to set him up when she contacted authorities about the letters. ”

“A black-and-gold acrylic fingernail flew off Lady Gaga’s hand during performance in Dublin, Ireland last year, only to be caught by an event crew member who promptly put the item up for auction.”

“… this year the pageant will be significantly more subdued, after organisers announced that they are scrapping the traditional bikini round in a bid to avoid offending the Muslim hosts.”

“They stripped off their combats in the snaps that have landed them in hot water with Israeli Army top brass.”

“In January it was claimed she had had a second child, and that Mr Putin moved her into his retreat on the Black Sea coast in Sochi.”

“Russia is looking at Steven Seagal to be the face of its weapons industry as it guns for first place on the world arms market.”

“I don’t care if Banksy is famous or forgotten, if his works sell for $1m or 50p. He is outside my territory—like a bus passing in the street. He bores me rigid, but if you like this, what the hey. I can't stop you. When you get older you may enjoy Beryl Cook.”

“Google Glass porn has been making its rounds, and while studios are intrigued, no one seems to be doing anything about it. So I wanted to let you know that we picked up our Glass and, yup, we’re making content for it.”

“We don’t allow Glassware content that contains nudity, graphic sex acts or sexually explicit material,” according to Google’s Glass platform developer policies, which were updated Saturday ….

“The cult sets—from 1977’s Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope—were photographed by Italian artist and film-maker Ra Di Martino. She first spotted them on mapping site Google Earth and then visited the scalding Chott el Djerid saltpan in Tunisia to see for herself.”

“As president of the mental health charity Mind, Fry was open revealing his problems with depression.”

“The cheerful exuberance of hypomania can be so alluring to ourselves and to others that it becomes part of our personality. Accepting that it can also be part of an illness can be difficult.”—Seaneen Molloy-Vaughan, writer, mental health activist and sometime stand-up comedian