Pick of the Week
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Here’s my grab-bag pick of the best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A round-up for busy pervs. There’s pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and can just picture the Falcon flying out of a warm wet hole, Solo exclaiming “This is no cave!”.
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Pick of the best stories & pics
Selena Gomez gave a panties peek attending St. Tropez Gala (egotastic.com)…
And bra-less blazer boobage with a spread-legged Cara Delevingne (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Kendall Jenner was wet and topless for Love (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Vanessa Hudgens’ toned tummy won Young Hollywood Awards 2014, as it should! (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
I’m sure our own NessaLvr’s call in to work as to why he couldn’t possibly attend was fun to hear Monday morning, but I’m sure you can get a doctors note for that sort of self-inflicted injury. :)
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Oops! Glee’s Lea Michele slipped a European Riviera nip (egotastic.com).
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Lindsay Lohan dangled more freckled ginger jugg on Instagram (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk)…
And gave White Party sideboob.
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Petite popstrel in perpetuum Joanna “JoJo” Levesque shared post-workout clear stare cleavage (cheekypopdivadigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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TOWIE’s Jasmin Walia gave tight dress pokies in Chelmsford (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Former TOWIE star Lauren Goodger “horrified” over leaked sex tape (mtv.co.uk).
“ It was a private moment and was never intended to be seen by anybody else. But there is nothing she can do to stop it. Laws need to be changed to put an end to revenge porn.”
And yet some will still send such to relative strangers who swear blind they’d “never do such a thing” met in a chatroom or social media over Skype or Yahoo.
Kimberley Garner was flaunting her summer bikini collection and perky posterior in St. Tropez (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Pamela Anderson gave Sardinia crackshot (egotastic.com).
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Victoria Justice gave hair and makeup trailer tongue pokeage (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Brit model and socialite Poppy Delevingne, sister of Cara, gave hungover pineapple tongue (celebritytonguedigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Two guys got paid to rub sand on Kim Kardashian West’s badunkadunk for that photoshoot in Thailand (celebrityoopsdigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
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Adrianne Curry gave cosplay pussy at Comic-Con (egotastic.com).
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First look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman (celebexposuredigest
.blogspot.co.uk).
“The filmmaker posted a picture on Twitter of Israeli actress Gal Gadot … as the leather-clad super heroine in thigh high boots brandishing a sword in the midst of a volcano spewing ash.”
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Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
Axel Braun begins pre-production on Empire Strikes Back XXX (avn.com).
“Braun’s Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, released in 2012, racked up eight AVN Awards and became one of the highest-selling adult DVDs in history. The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, being produced by Braun’s current home studio Wicked Pictures, will reunite the cast of its predecessor….”
Including the fabulously long tongued Allie Haze (Twitter), who has also parodied Rogue in Braun’s X-Men XXX.
Axel Braun’s first Star Wars parody back in 2011 had been quite ambitious, complete with its own CGI attack on the Death Star: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (tumblr.com).
“I’ve been waiting for this a long time. Hopefully it won’t take this long to get to Return of the Jedi … I wanna wear that gold bikini!”—Allie Haze
Burning questions for Empire? Imperial probing droid? What can tip the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field and is the Wampa is gonna get it on?
Updated 9th May 2015.
Braun holding auditions casting call today for Empire Strikes Back XXX (avn.com).
“Braun has announced an open casting call Saturday afternoon for The Empire Strikes Back XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, the long-awaited sequel to his still mega-selling Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, which took home eight AVN Awards in 2013.”
Indeed, as noted in the article, obviously spurred on by the recently released trailer for Episode VII, Star Wars day on Twitter (Latest Picks 4th May) and all the generally wookie-hoopla surrounding. Alas it seems the pre-production is still underway then: What Is “pre-production?” (wisegeek.com).
“Following the tremendous success of the first movie was a tall order, I only wanted to do it if and when I could get my creative team back together, especially my co-conspirator Eli Cross, who took some time off to work on his own projects, like the multi-award-winning Wetwork.”
With a plan for a Sept. 2015 release, although mentioning Lexington Steele is already on board to re-don the Darth Vader mask and Dick Chibbles to climb back into the Chewie suit, no definite mention there is made of Allie Haze returning as Leia, but I’ll take it as assumed—hoped—that she will still get to utter the abstruse “Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women yet” line. But who else may casting for the unmistakably important for porn female casting pick up? Braun has mentioned Riley Steele—who is an exclusive contract performer for Axel Braun Productions and recently in his Barbarella XXX—will have a “top secret role” in the movie. Fett as female in an excruciatingly tight mesh battle suit with concussion rocket shooting out of her tits rather than his—her—wrist? We can hope.
And some—well, okay, me—might just wonder what may be in store in the allegorical XXX version of the cave scene. :)
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Tracey Emin’s bed returns to the Tate (theguardian.com).
“My Bed, featuring artist’s stained sheets, loaned to gallery for at least 10 years by German owner Count Christian Duerckheim”
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Undercover artist Jill Gibbon’s project War Mart sketches the surreal behind-the-scenes world of the weapons trade (theguardian.com).
“I think arms fairs give an insight into the way weapons are treated as commodities by the arms trade. The wine, pretzels and gifts, the saleswomen leaning against tanks, give the impression that weapons are simply objects of exchange. In an arms fair, there is little sign of the destructive effects of the missiles, tanks and bombs.”
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