Pick of the Week
Page: prev. | 1 | next
Here’s my grab-bag pick of last week’s fortnight’s best illustration inspiring celebrity gossip, scandals, arts, entertainment, & just
plain quirky stories & picture sexiness. A weekly round-up for busy pervs. There’s
pictures—reading optional.
Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and thinks he likely didn’t come for just a frosty mince pie.
No responsibility is taken for the content of any external websites to which links may lead. All links are verified safe with AVG Threat Labs when posted. Some sites linked to may feature advertisements. If ads are problematic you could try Adblock Plus for Chrome or Firefox. Please be aware that some sites depend upon ads to cover their hosting costs.
Last week’s fortnight’s best stories & pics
To rein in what has become an ever increasing lateness coming up to the festive season, this week’s Pick of the Week is a bumper edition of picks from the past two weeks.
Kate Moss’ 60th anniversary Playboy spread finally arrived! (huffingtonpost.com).
“In honor of the magazine’s 60th anniversary, Kate poses for what the mag calls an ‘unprecedented’ 18-page spread….”
You can catch Kate’s spread here (scanof.net).
Share this storyRecent/related stories:
Mariah Carey’s Xmas baps lit the tree at Rockefeller Center (imgcelebs.info).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Kelly Brook gave a snowman an icicle boner for XXXmas Love(hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Giant lip-synching space pussy was made to perform with Miley Cyrus at the American Music Awards (metro.co.uk).
Note how it was made to copy her tongue poking too.
Here’s those AMA performance piccies in HQ (hawtcelebs.com) and more after-show tongue pokeage and under blazer bare-boobage (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Minor disaster came to light however when it was discovered her home had been burgled the night before her 21st birthday and few nights previous (mirror.co.uk).
“Police have confirmed the singer’s house was broken into on Friday—with property taken, according to Us Magazine”
Crikey! Not the iconic foam finger! NooOooo!
Further bad news as Miley pipped to the post for TIME magazine’s person of the year by Egyptian general who ousted former President Mohamed Morsi, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi (dailymail.co.uk).
“Abdel Fattah el-Sisi won the prestigious title with 26.2 per cent (449,596) of the popular vote after overtaking the Wrecking Ball singer thanks to a last-minute groundswell of support from his homeland.”
Abdel is currently planning his celebrations with his own wrecking balls.
Miley rounded it all off with a festive VMAesque Santa up the bum KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball performance in L.A. (dailymail.co.uk).
“Twerking up against the very bad Santa, the 21-year-old singer grinded away as the fun festive character grinned in delight”
Here’s those festive Miley Jingle Ball piccies (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Lady Gaga got transversal, showed her bush for Candy (imgcelebs.info)…
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Gave a presidential performance at the American Music Awards …
And rode in on a PoMo pantomime stallion for the after-show (hawtcelebs.com).
Recent/related stories:
Oops! Rita Ora almost flashed her Box at her 70’s themed birthday party (dailymail.co.uk).
“But while the outfit turned heads, it did so for all the wrong reasons as she inadvertently flashed her white nickers [sic] after climbing out of her cab.”
Not hiding a curly 70’s bush underneath, propelling the excitable Mail member to shoot a matching ghost load with an outline remarkably reminiscent of one of Cara Delevingne’s wooly hats onto the pavement.
Here’s those pics and more in HQ (hawtcelebs.com).
Rita went on to spark a furious 50 Shades fan fury cat o’ nine tails Twitter flogging for confirmed casting as Christian’s sister Mia in the ever-upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film (metro.co.uk).
“One commentator on Twitter suggested the makers of the film are desperate for names after relative unknowns (Jamie Dornan as Grey, Dakota Johnson as Anastacia Steele) were cast in the lead roles, saying: ‘They’re SO desperate for names! … Script must be baaad.’”
Certainly seems so—#StraightToDVD. I’ve a fury for Rita Ora though so might get a watch after all!
Here’s Rita giving some big B cup boobage at the 2013 British fashion awards (imgcelebs.info).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Eliza Doolittle’s pins aim to give many a sticky white Christmas at Winter Whites Gala in London (hawtcelebs.com).
Oops! Rosie Huntington-Whiteley fashionably slipped a nip at the British Fashion Awards (egotastic.com).
Recent/related stories:
Christina Aguilera, American Music Awards in Los Angeles (hawtcelebs.com).
Recent/related stories:
Pixie Lott flashed her knickers at Radio Live Birmingham—pity those who were only listening (imgcelebs.info).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Britney Spears hints she may retire after two-year Vegas residency (wetpaint.com).
“I might, who knows, … I may have two more kids and get married… I’d like to have more kids.”
We’ll miss ya, but job well done, I think, and an out-of-the-spotlight rest from onlookers well deserved.
Recent/related stories:
Kate Upton pictured back on a horse in Malibu candids (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Miranda Kerr pulled on a tiny bra for i-D (imgcelebs.info).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
.:: Top column 2 ::.
Selena Gomez gave halo violation for Thanksgiving Day football (egotastic.com).
Here’s a couple of GIFs to likely cause your own halo violation…
And you can catch some more HQ hotness here (latinacelebdigest.blogspot.co.uk).
SelGo then went on and Jingled Balls and twindled knobs backstage for KIIS FM in Dallas…
And got her goth on performing in L.A. (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Links dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
Helen Flanagan wants to go back to college to sit her A-Levels because “intelligence is sexy” (mirror.co.uk).
Yep, as every woman who’s ever logged into a chatroom will know when, having dazzled with her personality, finds herself studiously answering “Hi. Can you describe what you look like pls.” I’ve very much of the opinion the two qualities are by no means mutually exclusive but…
“Lancashire lass Helen, 23, told the Daily Star it was high time she applied her passion for psychology, English, media studies and history”
Well, if the turning point of the Great Depression in that exam turns out not to be when the UK got more than 4 TV channels those best-boobs-ever bulging out her Media Studies coursework will prove her academic deus ex machina I’m sure.
In the meantime, Helen and her huge hooters were back stroking reptiles and eating kangaroo dinkle in the jungle (tv.uk.msn.com).
“The former Corrie actress appeared as a guest on the show’s sister programme I’m A Celeberity… Get Me Out Of Here Now and she looked like she was having a great time.”
Yeah, that croc got a helluva hard-on too—unfortunate for the chap it was straddling at the time.
Here’s some big-boob close-ups (hotcelebshome.com).
Updated 1st July 2015.
Link dead. Apologies.
Recent/related stories:
There’s likely going to be an adult and a non-adult version of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie (movies.uk.msn.com).
“…while the movie is likely to be R rated in the US (which means people under 17 can see it with an accompanying adult), there could also be an NC-17 version, which bars anyone under 17.”
Because of course people under 17 still need to watch to be able to informedly discuss bondage and such things on Facebook of course (Pick of the Week 31st October).
Recent/related stories:
Arts, culture, tech. & funnies
Bangor named UK’s sexiest town (web.orange.co.uk).
“Bangor’s residents spend 6.7 times the national average on their bedroom ‘gear’, including 10.7 times more on raunchy gifts and ten times the national average on fetish clothing for women.”
That the research was conducted by an adult entertainment specialists, naming Bang-her recalls that old adage that there are lies, damned lies, and (made up) statistics.
Recent/related stories:
Porn star Poppy Morgan helped promote Hull’s City of Culture bid (web.orange.co.uk).
“She was featured alongside Sir Tom Courtenay and Maureen Lipman in a section on film and television.”
French video installation artist Laure Prouvost won the Turner Prize 2013 (uk.msn.com).
“Laure Prouvost earned this year’s Turner Prize for her video installation set in a mocked up tea party. The film—called Wantee—by the London-based artist was lauded by judges as outstanding and moving.”
Tea? I’ll have one while she’s at it.
Video: Laure Prouvost gives her reaction on Monday to the announcement that she has won this year’s Turner prize (theguardian.com).
The Guardian’s Jonathan Jones didn’t taste the sugar in his—no suprise there. Why the Turner prize turns me off.
“The result was an uncharismatic and confusing Turner prize that was hard to care about. Prouvost’s win is a last-minute surprise that will leave the wider public still more baffled and disengaged.”
Blimey. Ouch!
What leaves Jonathan even more baffled and rather more bitterly engaged though is why in hell Victorian painter Walter Sickert is still being fingered as Jack the bloody Ripper?
“Crime novelist Patricia Cornwell has claimed Sickert was the killer—but is it fair to posthumously punish an artist for capturing sex and sleaze in the city?”
Absolutely not—although many still do. I caught the TV show a fair few years back in which she outlined her case but the evidence barely seemed to amount to little more than that he was once signed a hotel register “Jack the bloody Ripper” during an inebriated weekend stay but, I don’t watch all that CSI stuff, maybe I’m missing a special clue, but at least Jonathan doesn’t think so either.
Recent/related stories:
Are Jake and Dinos Chapman’s tactics are wearing thin at their retrospective at London’s Serpentine Gallery? (independent.co.uk).
“For this new exhibition, they have moved up in scale from tiny models of swastika-arm-banded killers to life-sized mannequins dressed in Ku Klux Klan garb, who greet you at the entrance in front of banners of smiley faces and are stationed through the show, looking at the exhibits and seemingly conversing with each other, just like you, the gallery-goer.”
Recent/related stories:
Martin Sharp, psychedelic artist and Oz magazine founder passed on (telegraph.co.uk).
“He came to prominence in the Sixties after founding the famed Oz magazine with Richard Neville and Richard Walsh. The trio were twice charged with printing an obscene publication and a 1964 cover, showing Neville and two friends seemingly urinating on a sculpture, provoked fierce controversy.”
It also featured 70s The Female Eunuch writing Australian feminist Germaine Greer, a regular contributor, posed nude—of her own volition but on the understanding that the male editors would do likewise (they did not)—in a pose what porn industry terms a “split beaver”. See for yourself (fap.to).
NSA planned to discredit radicals over web-porn use (bbc.co.uk).
“The US authorities have studied online sexual activity and suggested exposing porn site visits as a way to discredit people who spread radical views…”
Because nothing discredits more than having people know you watch porn!
Recent/related stories:
Catch snaps & stories for next month’s picks daily in latest picks.
Have a story for Pick of the Month?
If we are in touch I’d be very grateful if you’d send it along.
Page: prev. | 1 | next