Pick of the Week

“When I got home I had like 50,000 new followers out of nowhere, and then I looked at my adds and they were like, ‘****You Kat Dennings’ like, ‘You can’t take Drake from me, he’s mine.’…”

“If I drop all my hoes for you and we still don’t work out you owe me some hoes.”

“I like it, then again, I hate it,” Spears confessed to [Shape magazine]. “I‘m in my 30s now, so I have to work harder to keep it ‘up’.”

“Ora picked up the needle and gave Bang Bang, … a matching tattoo, as is the tradition which has been carried out by stars including Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Nicole Scherzinger and Rihanna.”

“The 20-year-old model is under the world's magnifying glass after she dropped a packet of suspicious looking white powder in a baggie as she left her London home.”

He said: “F*******k!!!! People these days!!!! Cooooome oooonnn guys we have all done it I’m just the stupid one that got caught! Sorry guys :-(” … And to add to the comedic factor, Kirk's DAD, Mick Norcross, then waded in on the ordeal tweeting: "WTF @kirk_official

“A lot of my girlfriends who are back home have done personal sexy shots, sexual videos, feminine things showing their sexuality and being happy for themselves.”

“Joe Wright, the acclaimed British director of Atonement, Pride & Prejudice and Anna Karenina, has emerged as the surprise frontrunner to direct the forthcoming big-screen adaptation of “mommy porn” literary sensation 50 Shades of Grey”

“There is absolutely no reason to have half naked women running through the city in aid of the opening of a new store. It suggests women will do anything for a clothes voucher.”

“The /r/gonewild, message board on Reddit is described as, ‘place for open-minded Adult Redditors to exchange their nude bodies for karma; showing it off in a comfortable environment without pressure’ There’s also a /r/girlsgonebitcoin subreddit where you can, ‘post your naughty bits and get tipped in a digital currency.’”

“Raymond Frederick Harryhausen, special effects creator and technician, born 29 June 1920; died 7 May 2013”

“Like the great painters, Harryhausen was a visionary who brought the old myths back to life for a contemporary audience”

“What he does, of course, is to shock the tasteful and offend cultural hierarchies by mixing high and low, art and money, art and sex, in sculptures and paintings that are at once offensively ‘slick’ and bizarrely brilliant. Where Hirst has run out of ideas, Koons carries on being gleefully provocative. He is the art world’s true king of pop.”

“Koons has made his name manufacturing toys for rich old boys—exacting pagan monuments to mass-culture triviality, like his stainless-steel balloon animals or vibrantly colored metallic Popeye, which he calls a self-portrait…”

“Both projects were shown connected to an iPad or iPhone using Bluetooth, and work with as yet unreleased apps designed specifically for the hardware, to provide new ways to create illustrations digitally.”

“Pressure has been building for Windows 8 PCs to launch the familiar desktop view when turned on—and to bring back the “start” button featured in the lower left corner of the screen in previous releases.”

“… Google Glass still doesn’t have a clear response to the one big question that all revolutionary products must answer: How does it make my life better?”