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Pick of the week

Pick of the week

26th July 2012

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Here's my pick of last weeks best quirky stories and pictures.

Disclaimer: Any comments I make are purely satirical, totally without foundation, and likely injected with as much goo as Kirsten's new boobs.
Kirsten Stewart new titties
World in shock! Kirsten Stewart smiles … are new titties the reason for this new found ability?

Did Kristen Stewart get a boob job? (thesuperficial.com) and …

Something made her smile …

Are Vanessa Hudgens's boobs getting bigger too? (egotastic.com).

Gwen Stefani still has a super hot tummy (egotastic.com).

It's certainly not just those Harajuku girls that still love her!

AnnaLynne McCord's braless dip produced niptastic results! (egotastic.com).

Ohhh … AnnaLynne!

Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson are bikini'tastic for Spring Breakers premiere (egotastic.com).

Vanessa Hudgens as a blonde. I like Vanessa as a blonde!

Charlize Theron insists she doesn't have a problem being naked on camera. (movies.uk.msn.com).

That's fine, as I don't have a problem with that either!

Adriana Lima bares her baby bump in the 2013 Pirelli calendar (telegraph.co.uk).

The first visibly pregnant model to ever appear in the Pirelli calendar.

Shakira got licked (dailymail.co.uk).

And that's one helluva tongue!

Fifty Shades of Grey gave classical music a sales handjob (telegraph.co.uk).

Is there anything fem-porn cannot do? And what does this S&M lothario causing all this tingling & fluttering look like? (dailymail.co.uk. Thank you Claire Bear, honey).

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Tags: Adriana Lima, AnnaLynne McCord, Ashley Benson, Charlize Theron, Fifty Shades of Grey, Gwen Stefani, Kristen Stewart, Rachel Korine, Selena Gomez, Shakira, Vanessa Hudgens.

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Illustrations, paintings, and cartoons featuring caricatured celebrities are intended purely as parody and fantasised depictions often relating to a particular news story, and often parodying said story and the media and pop cultural representation of said celebrity as much as anything else. Who am I really satirising? Read more.

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