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23rd September 2017

Kylie Jenner pregnant (tmz.com).

Kylie Jenner pregnant
“Kylie Jenner is pregnant and [American rapper, producer] Travis Scott is about to become a dad. We’re told 20-year-old Kylie began telling friends earlier this month at the Day N Night Fest in Anaheim, CA. Sources also say 25-year-old Travis Scott, Kylie’s boyfriend, has also been telling his friends. We’re even told—although we cannot verify—that he’s told friends they’re having a girl.”

Blimey! That’ll give Kardie-Jenner hatin’ middle-aged disaffected lonely white privilege much to indulge their daily slut shaming over for while looking for pictures of her mega cheeks to hate fap over in Moose ’n’ Buck’s text-based ManOChat.

Kardie hater comments, TMZ

And, indeed, despite Travis being 2 years closer in age to Kylie than former beau Tyga, even momager Kris—herself dating Corey Gamble, some 25 years her junior (eonline.com, Nov. 2014)—may need to reconsider her blessing:

Kris Jenner: Kylie marrying Travis Scott is a laughing matter!!! (tmz.com, Aug. 2017).

“Kris was leaving Nobu Los Angeles Thursday night with bf Corey Gamble when a pap asked if Kylie’s boyfriend, Travis Scott, has her blessing to join the family … and she thought it was hilarious. Hard to say how the couple should feel about Kris’ reaction. On one hand, Kylie’s only 20 so her mom may just think it’s ridiculous to think about her tying the knot.”

Updated 26th September 2017

Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott—it’s a girl!!! (tmz.com).

“Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are having a baby girl … sources directly connected with the couple tell TMZ. … We’ve also learned Travis has been privately telling friends about the pregnancy for nearly 2 months, and Kylie is around 5 months pregnant. What’s interesting about the timing … TMZ broke the story that Kim and Kanye are also expecting a baby via surrogate, and their kid is due around mid January. That means their baby will be born around the same time as Kylie’s. BTW, we broke the story … Kim and Kanye are also having a girl.”

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27th September 2017

Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian shop at Bal Harbor Shops in Bal Harbor, Florida. © Splash News
Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian. © Splash News

Another one! Khloe Kardashian is reportedly pregnant (msn.com/Wonderwall).

“There may be something in the water because it look like there’s a baby boom going on with the Kardashian clan. According to ‘multiple sources,’ Khloe Kardashian is pregnant and expecting a child with boyfriend Tristan Thompson, TMZ, People and Us Weekly reported on Sept. 26. The TV star, 33, is believed to be three months along. It will be her first child.”

Could a bump-to-bump photoshoot be hoped for in a few months time? 😃

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